just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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