trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize