Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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