I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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