He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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