Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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