Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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