I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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