Quick, to the slutcave!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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