Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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