My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
