Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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