my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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