We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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