you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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