Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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