New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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