Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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