Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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