Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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