he shaved USA in his pubs
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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