I want to stick my p in your. b.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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