That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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