Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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