worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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