Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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