i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Someone shit on the floor
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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