And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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