It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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