I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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