How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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