I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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