can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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