You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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