just come out here and I will go home with you...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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