i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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