I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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