It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
