Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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