just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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