How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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