I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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