"it" just moved
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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