You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
