hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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