I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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