They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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