ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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