Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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