You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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