I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
