You made me cry and you don't even care
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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