Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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