also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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