he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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