Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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